who's going to pay for those pigs ?

 In one Miracle Jesus orders demons out of a man. The demons ask Jesus to send them into a herd of pigs. Jesus says go and the demons go into the pigs causing them to run down a steep cliff and be drowned in the sea. Hey I just lost a whole herd of pigs. Who's going to pay for that?

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